What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !