What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...