When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?

Bee-hive yourself !