What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae