What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.