What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know