What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.