What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.