A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
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Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
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Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
just add a G and now she's gone.
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He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
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WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
Hmm No risk do both.
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Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist
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They both choke when it really matters.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Because he was afraid of change.
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
Two Panes
Pane!
Two large plains
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
They hit eight ball first because it was black.
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
