Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

How do introverts feel within society?

removed

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage