Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Previous Random Joke Next

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!