Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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Because you remove them.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.