Black Magician Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.