Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.