What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.