What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.