What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad