What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

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Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!