What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*