What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."