What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)