Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

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What do you call an Internet mystery?

An e-nigma.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.