What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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What do you call an Internet mystery?

An e-nigma.

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.