What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Equal Jokes More Equal Jokes

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10