What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Equal Jokes More Equal Jokes

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10