How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said