How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why was C afraid ?

Because other alphabets were

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.