How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.