Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...