Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course