Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!