Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)