How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Cpr Jokes More Cpr Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."