How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again