Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!