Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!