What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo