So.. you seeing anyone "
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."
A: On a blind date!
Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"