What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..