What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!