It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
A shootout.
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.