Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Neighbor!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
It's often on!
BLEEE-AAAACH!
Because he was Snowden.
A puppy.
I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
