Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers