Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.