Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.