Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Because he lost his bat, man.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
1. No mind. 2. No business.
Well that got a load off my mind.
A bannister always pays his deafs.
Because he was spaced out.
One has hope in her soul...
A 100$ bill
His life improved after he met the rock.
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
