Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no body and a nose ?

Nobody knows!

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.