Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.