Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.