Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.