What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!