Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish