Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.