What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What's got four legs and no ears?

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What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What do you call a one legged woman?

Eileen

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.