What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it