What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.