What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.