What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!