What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.