Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste