Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi