Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt