Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !