Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...