Reddit Server Jokes

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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He gets there before the hair...

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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What would a reddit restaurant be called?

Chooters

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work