Reddit Server Jokes

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why are all those people running?

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Their odds of winning are the same

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Why was the Facebook post redundant?

Because I already reddit

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse