What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.