What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!