Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.