What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.