What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!