Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*