Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.