Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.