What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.