What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A: A competent liberal President.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week