Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

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In case they get a hole in one!

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The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What's up, britches?!

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What up, britches?

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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I'm not Willie Nelson."