Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Bella Jokes More Bella Jokes

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ?

Bella bottom trousers !

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What's the capital of Greece?

The G