What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt