How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit