How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit