What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!