Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

You might also enjoy:

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.