What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.