What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.