What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.