What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

2 Duck Jokes More 2 Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux